Our Favorite Jokes About Your Mom

“Yo mama” jokes are as classic as a cup of Corsica. That’s why we compiled a list of our favorites for you to share with your mom.

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Yo mama’s so sweet, she drinks her coffee black.

Yo mama’s so hip, she has more Instagram followers than you do.

Yo mama’s so cool, the other side of the pillow got jealous.

Yo mama’s so strong, she doesn’t need an extra shot of espresso.

Yo mama’s so generous, she always leaves our baristas a tip.

Yo mama’s so wise, Yoda asks her for advice.

Yo mama’s such a good cook, she could open up her own restaurant.

Yo mama’s so trendy, she heard of that band wayyy before you did.

Yo mama’s so smart, she finished law school in one semester.

Yo mama’s so talented, she makes latte art at home.

Yo mama’s so wonderful, she raised you into the person you are today.

Yo mama’s so woke, she doesn’t fall for fake news.

 

We really love our moms. Got anymore jokes? Share yours on Twitter and make sure to tag @LaColombeCoffee!

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3 Comments on Our Favorite Jokes About Your Mom

  1. Get it? finely ground coffee beans, yes, it's an awful joke // May 13, 2017 at 4:56 am // Reply

    You Mama is so fine:

    She needs a #4 coffee filter!

    Happy Mother’s Day Weekend!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Love you, Mom! // May 13, 2017 at 9:41 am // Reply

    *Yo (auto correct, sorry)

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I have an ex in McLean, VA, so don’t feel bad if you skip that town every so often.

    Like

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